Trash Nuts FAQ


Trash Nuts Ingredients/Nutritional Info:

Supremely Smoked Almonds. 

INGREDIENTS: Almonds, 100% Real Wood Smoke ūüĒ•, Salt, Love ‚̧ԳŹ.

NUTRITION FACTS: Servings: 2, Serv. size: 1 oz (28g) Amount per serving: Calories 170, Total Fat 14g (18% DV), Sat. Fat 1g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Total Carbohydrate 6.1g (2% DV), Dietary Fiber 3.6g (13% DV), Total Sugars 1.2g, Added Sugars 0mg, Cholest. 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 20mg (<1% DV), Protein 6g, Vit. D (0% DV), Calcium 80mg (6% DV), Iron 1mg (6% DV), Potas. 210mg (4% DV), Vit. E 25% DV, Mag. 15% DV)

What do I do if the almonds taste a bit salty:

1. Remove inner bag of Trash Nuts, and hold it along the top edge
2. Give sack a few firm flicks with your finger, right in the center of the nuts
3. Visually inspect to see if salt has accumulated at the bottom of the bag
4. Smile, and enjoy your Trash Nuts!

What do I do if the almonds taste a bit bland:

1. Remove inner bag of Trash Nuts, fold over any openings you've made
2. Shake your nut sack around real good
3. Visually inspect to see if salt has been distributed through all almonds
4. Smile, and enjoy your Trash Nuts!

What do I do if the almonds don't have much flavor:

Trash Nuts are a naturally smoked, small-batch product which we produce with a long, slow smoke + roast process.

While the flavor of Trash Nuts is often described as "reminiscent of campfire", or as having "notes of bacon, BBQ, and other smoked foods", the flavor is more balanced and well-rounded than a lot of products with "smoke flavoring" (i.e. artificial flavors or additives).

As such, it may take a few servings for your palate to relearn what real smoke tastes like, and to really appreciate the trashy complexity that only natural wood smoke can bring out.

Many customers hate how much they love Trash Nuts from the get-go. Others discover that the subtle smoky flavor grows on them after a handful of servings.

Either way, you can be sure this is the most guilt-free and also junk-free trash you'll find on the market today!

If you still feel like you have received an inferior product, please reach out to our customer support team and we'll do whatever we can to make it right (including a return or exchange at our discretion). 


-You ordered a subscription with a two shipment minimum commitment. Our product is clearly marked in several places. "This is a subscription product you will not be able to cancel until after your second delivery".

-You can choose for product to be shipped every 7, 15, or 30 days!! 


If you used a discount code with your purchase you will will not be eligible for a refund if it makes your original purchase invalid with your discount.

We do not refund the difference for a previous purchase during a sale. If you would like the sale price, you will need to send your original product back to us for a refund, and reorder at the sale price.