Eat Trash,
Not Junk.

Plenty of “healthy” snacks are roasted. Some include “smoke flavoring”. Most use cheap oils or artificial flavors, and leave you feeling terrible (hello junk food!). Tired of being sick? Maybe it’s time to trash up your snack game.

Trash Nuts have a stupidly simple ingredient list:
Almonds. Real Wood Smoke. Salt.
That’s it (unless you count love).

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Gross. These tasted super smoky, like a campfire. Why would I want to eat campfire? I hate camping.

Paris Hilton

Trash Nuts make terrible almond milk. There was hardly any milk and it didn't turn out sweet at all.

Andrea, SLC UT

The smoke flavor was amazing. Best I’ve ever had. But honestly? They were a touch too salty.

Madi, Logan UT

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WHY "TRASH NUTS"?

Years ago, I began smoking over a 55-gallon "ugly drum smoker" built by my buddy Matt. My kids joked that it looked like a trash can. We lovingly dubbed the resulting smoky roasted morsels "Trash Nuts", and the name stuck. That old smoker has since been retired, but the simple recipe that made Trash Nuts so coveted has stayed the same.

Love our almonds or hate them — that's your business. Making 100% pure smoked almonds is ours.

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